boobs or key? i dont get the idea

just back from school with extremely frustrated. you know, ibu and ayah was not at home and i was like hell sat on the dusty floor with my new bag because i search for the home keys and i couldn't find any. so i sat there in a feminine post with my body sat straight like a princess and booom! i felt like to kill myself when i saw my boobs popping out from my body, ok what am i talking about right now? haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
shut up you! stuuuuupidd breast. HAHAHAHHA
theeeeennn i called kak rani, my neighbour's maid to ask her for her home keys(the neighbour punya house lah). i had borrowed them once and I succeed open my door. shockingly, ibu had gave the keys to her and i was like, you stupid maid why dont you gave me that freakingly-stupid-pig key earlier!

end of story, and thank you teacher, what? i can't remember your name, for chew out us when we are heh what was it again? shouting? yeah alright. sorry,

wtv